Thursday, April 2, 2015

March 27, 2015 Briar Crier

 BRIARCRIER
For the meeting of March 27, 2015 of the Briarcliff Manor Rotary Club at The Briar’s Restaurant.
 
                                                          TODAY IN HISTORY
1884: The first telephone line from Boston to New York City is inaugurated.
 
MEETING LEADER: Eric
 
PLEDGE, Zach     SONG, Sy        PRAYER,  Paul Rosen
 
ROTARIANS PRESENT: 15
 
GUESTS: None
 
HAPPY THOUGHTS
Bishop Herzog is happy he lost Israeli election (an Israeli Herzog’s party came in second)
Mark J’s second son has moved out of house
Dr. Bob Maher ($5) hopes to see Paul Rosen more often 
Eric: next Friday will be his 45th birthday.
   
SPEAKER AND SUBJECT: Brandon Armstrong on Journalism. Picked up at Scarborough station by Paul Rosen.
 
                                                                                        SUMMARY OF TALK
The whole talk was a spoof. Brandon was raised in Stamford, Ct. and did a bachelor’s in CT. and a masters at Boston U. He is the former lead anchor for the Onion.com. He has challenged the heads of the auto industry to reveal their plans for flying cars. Anyway, almost all journalists lie by adding unproven facts. He, Brandon, was in the Cairo museum inner sanctum and brought back what appeared to be an old 
summary on parchment paper in another language of a naked Adam and Eve, with a story from the Cairo press about a local woman whose first name began with Eve. He also defined “clothes.” He does not understand his son. 

This Friday’s talk (tomorrow) is Cookstove Project Update by Mark Johnson.